Thursday, November 19, 2009

ATTACK OF THE LENTILS

This semester has taught me a few things about lentils.
  1. When you see a mountain of lentils soaking in a tub in the kitchen, be afraid. Be very afraid. You are looking at all of your dinners for the next foreseeable future.
  2. Your greatest fears will come true the next day, when your host mother serves you the biggest bowl of lentil soup you have ever seen.
  3. You will not be able to finish all of the lentils.
  4. You will not be able to explain to your host family why you are unable to finish all of the lentils.
  5. You will attempt to leave your bowl in a strategic location for the cats to finish off. This is wishful thinking. Not even the cats will touch that.
  6. Take these steps and repeat once approximately every two weeks. This is your life in Chile.

1 comment:

  1. hey tara,
    this is ryan...i'm a friend of tracy empson's from way back when. i just found your blog via the blog the two of you write (wrote?). anyway, i really like reading about your adventures abroad :-) I'm abroad too (in Senegal) and it's cool to see the experiences other people are having.

    anyway, just wanted to say hello. good luck on your finals! and with eating all those lentils...

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