my daily shower adventure

I turn on the shower at least 5 minutes before I'm ready to get in --> FREEZING --> I wait until I see steam filling up the bathroom --> WARM --> HOT --> SCALDING --> I turn on the cold water to keep my skin from burning --> WARM --> LUKEWARM --> COLD --> FREEZING --> I jump to the other side of the shower to try to avoid getting splashed by the icy water --> I wait it out and wonder if I will ever get this shampoo out of my hair --> LUKEWARM --> WARM --> I jump back under the shower and rinse off --> SCALDING --> I consider shaving my legs --> WARM --> LUKEWARM --> I decide not to push my luck --> I call it a day --> COLD --> just in time.

Doesn't this seem like a fun game? It's cut my shower time in half, so it even has an environmental benefit. The girl scouts would be so proud of me!