oh hey dallas. let's spend the entire day together.

I am currently camped out in the Dallas airport, paying too much for wifi and waiting for my gate number to be announced. This is the most epic layover of my life. Since my flight to Santiago doesn't leave for another five hours, I plan on occupying my time by:

• Facebook chatting anyone and everyone I know
• finishing season 5 of LOST, even though it will probably give me nightmares
• counting all of the newsstands in the terminal
• reading an issue of Cosmo from cover to cover and observing the judgmental looks I get from strangers
• trying to cram a lot of weird Chilean slang into my vocabulary (since when is gua gua a word for a baby??!?!? My fellow Puerto Ricans, please back me up here)
• eating a giant bag of trail mix
• making an intense Spanish language playlist on my iPod
• failing to solve some New York Times crossword puzzles
• forgetting every verb conjugation I've ever learned
• getting super nervous about the next 4 months